The cover to a $90 textbook.

What the hell. This is a real textbook. A real textbook that costs $90 dollars. Seriously, anime? This isn’t an isolated incident either; there’s also The Manga Guide to Calculus and The Manga Guide to Molecular Biology, among other choice selections for the discriminating Japanophile who cannot function unless absorbing information via Japanese comic art. Note that some are published by Manga University! Damn, I want a degree in Manga; I’d hang that shit on my office wall.

I cannot comprehend how that cover could lend any sort of legitimacy to the book itself; it’s not even a decent drawing. Look at the anatomy. Her leg seems to be growing out of her stomach, which is in equal vertical proportion to the head and those are some long-ass monkey arms. Don’t even try to pull the “personal style” card either. That’s clearly an attempt at a realistically proportioned person based on the scale and rendering detail.

As for overall design: why is the illustration in front of a blurred photo of (or CG generated) explosion? It’s way too disjointed and there’s no cohesive connection between fore and background. It reeks of lazy cop-out design; throw a sketch on top of a stock background rather than using a fully fleshed out illustration. The “thought bubble” that forms the title is done with a thick black stroke on ellipse primitives; another stylistic departure from the illustration. Drawing a matching thought bubble is. not. that. hard. Poor implementation of the dodge tool for the laptop screen “glow.” Failure of contrasting the yellow “5th Edition” text on top of other warm colors, killing legibility. The author names fall victim to the same fate; cool contrasting with cool (but at least it is strong enough to work).

I had a client approach me and ask if I knew how to customize MySpace. I replied “Sure can!” thinking that it couldn’t possibly be that difficult. Oh sweet merciful Jesus was I ever wrong. Instead of elegant semantic code full of classes to hook into, MySpace is a horrible mishmash of tables, divs, and transparent spacer images. You can’t directly style any ID elements, since hash marks (#) get stripped out whenever you save profile edits.

I dug through googled pages of style templates until coming across Hacking A More Tasteful MySpace by Mike Davidson. However, this was written almost 2 years ago, and MySpace code has become even more convoluted since then. Enter Alexander Agnarson (LOOK at that MySpace, WOW!) and his update to Mike’s excellent hack.

Honestly, my initial efforts pale in comparison. I’m a neat freak though, and my goal was to make all of the content boxes line up with even widths down the column and even gaps throughout, so mission accomplished. It’s still a WIP, now that I have the alignment all sorted out I can work on the flourishes.

I could probably do a better job if I had some of this stuff: Make My Logo Bigger Cream. It’s a marketing managers dream come true.

A sarcastic designer fed up with dictations from upper management? Nahhhh, that never happens.

And on a side note…
Just noticed that Google Ads is serving up an ad for the new Star Wars: Clone Wars cartoon that’s going to air on Cartoon Network. That’s freakin’ awesome; I’m pimping for Star Wars & Cartoon Network.